Section 25
| 25 Questions | |
|---|---|
| 1. Your name | Roger Harold Wikeley |
| 2. Your age | Physical: 41, Mental: 5 |
| 3. In three words I am | Uncooperative |
| 4. If I am frightened of anything it is | Giant mutant land sharks with laser beam eyes, bad tempers, accurate maps and a grudge |
| 5. If I could travel back in time I would go to | The pub |
| 6. My favourite person is | Morning and afternoons: J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, evening and weekends: Thubten Gyatso (The Dalai Lama) |
| 7. The last time I looked in the mirror I thought | I'm sure I used to have a hat ? |
| 8. If I left one bodypart to medical science it would be | My gouty toe |
| 9. Love is | A convenient excuse for all sorts of bad behaviour |
| 10. If life has taught me one lesson | Existence is constant change. There is no standing still. Flow. |
| 11. The song I want played at my funeral is | Currently "Theme for the Def-A-Kators" (The Def-A-Kators) or possibly "Sea Song" (Doves) either that or something I hate. Then again I don't really care as I won't be there to hear it ! |
| 12. I want my tombstone to read | Expired aged 756 whilst frolicking in a vat of baby oil with a bevy of teenage sensations. It took a team of skilled undertakers three weeks to smoothe the grin off his face. |
| 13. In cash terms I am worth | 7 point 56 of your primitive Earth pounds |
| 14. What is your middle name | Harold |
| 15. How old were you when you lost your virginity | 11 and a half stone |
| 16. If you could get away with it who would you like to kill | Violence is not the answer. It's not even a worthwhile question. |
| 17. What was your last experience of man's goodness | When a young chap stopped his car to allow me to cycle across a dual carriageway |
| 18. Would you ever consider shaving off or growing a beard | Yes (but the money would have to be right) |
| 19. What is the largest thing you have ever stolen | The moon |
| 20. What is God | Which one ? There are so many to choose from. |
| 21. Qualification you are most proud of | Warlord Secret Agent (Originally you had to crack a simple code to become one but after several issues you simply had to send them the money... A valuable life lesson for a small boy) |
| 22. Did/do you love your mother or father more | Both equally. |
| 23. Why do you play music | Why is a mouse when it spins ? |
| 24. What is art | When done well it's a chance for the universe to suprise, delight or educate you. |
| 25. Is yellow a nice colour | For custard yes, for warships no. |
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