25 Questions For Larry Cassidy

25 Questions
1. Your name Lawrence John Cassidy
2. Your age 53
3. In three words I am Lawrence John Cassidy
4. If I am frightened of anything it is Hitting a bad pothole on my motorbike (especially with a pillion)
5. If I could travel back in time I would go to The day before the grand national in 1997
6. My favourite person is My mother
7. The last time I looked in the mirror I thought Fuck me, stop smoking, get a soddin' facelift or just a nip & tuck.
8. If I left one bodypart to medical science it would be The part I didn't want to keep for myself
9. Love is The last time I saw my girlfriend
10. If life has taught me one lesson It's to NOT ask that question
11. The song I want played at my funeral is I'm not planning on dying just yet, so I haven't decided
12. I want my tombstone to read I ain't got no tombstone (what is this pre-occupation with death ?)
13. In cash terms I am worth FUCK OFF NOSEY; YOU TELL ME; YOU LYING B'STARD
14. What is your middle name John (Not Darrell)
15. How old were you when you lost your virginity 21
16. If you could get away with it who would you like to kill I don't want to kill anyone
17. What was your last experience of man's goodness The last time I saw Roger
18. Would you ever consider shaving off or growing a beard I tried to grow a beard but it was itchy/scratchy so I gave up
19. What is the largest thing you have ever stolen My late wife's heart
20. What is God Don't be impudent !!!
21. Qualification you are most proud of Secondary School Art Teacher
22. Did/do you love your mother or father more Loved equally of course but in different ways
23. Why do you play music Why do you play music ?
24. What is art If you don't know go to Central Library, Blackpool
25. Is yellow a nice colour Yes

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